The Numbers of The Beast

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The Numbers of The Beast

Post by darkflame91 » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:39 am

Credited to Whoever sent this to Al Lowe.
Offensive to Followers of Satan.
Kinda outdated, and a little techy, but still funny! :D

666 - Number of the Beast

660 - Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666 - Number of the Millibeast

/ 666 - The Beast Common Denominator

(-666) ^ (1/2) - Imaginary number of the Beast

6.66 e3 - Floating point Beast

1010011010 - Binary of the Beast

6, uh... what was that number? - Number of the Blonde Beast

1-666 - Area code of the Beast

00666 - Zip code of the Beast

666mph - The speed limit of the Beast

$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast

$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66 - Wal-Mart price of the Beast

$646.66 - Next week’s Wal-Mart price of the Beast

666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k - Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66% - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank

$666/hr - Beast’s lawyer’s billing rate

Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast

i66686 - CPU of the Beast

665.9997856 - The Number of the Beast on a Pentium

666i - BMW of the Beast

668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast

333 - The semi-Christ
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Re: The Numbers of The Beast

Post by Wolfstar » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:56 pm

oookay. long, i didnt really read all of it but thats easily one of the funniest things i've heard. :lol:
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Re: The Numbers of The Beast

Post by Ellimist » Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:26 pm

darkflame91 wrote: 666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
6, uh... what was that number? - Number of the Blonde Beast
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 - CPU of the Beast
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Re: The Numbers of The Beast

Post by bindaaskshitij » Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:08 am

darkflame91 wrote: 666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 - Number of the Millibeast
/ 666 - The Beast Common Denominator
(-666) ^ (1/2) - Imaginary number of the Beast
6.66 e3 - Floating point Beast
1010011010 - Binary of the Beast
6, uh... what was that number? - Number of the Blonde Beast
ROFLMAO....the above were the best...especially the last one.
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Re: The Numbers of The Beast

Post by slate » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:24 pm

i didn't understand it all but it was great :lol:
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Re: The Numbers of The Beast

Post by bandites » Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:10 pm

what do ya have agenst blodies???
in the end,all I wrote was "okay,we'll play."jake signed off with the word ''bandits'' ax clicked ''send''-animorphs 43 the test
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Re: The Numbers of The Beast

Post by Ellimist » Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:22 am

bandites wrote:what do ya have agenst blodies???
I'm sorry if it offended you, bandites. But all these jokes are told in a jovial, genial spirit, not meant to affend anyone. :)
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Re: The Numbers of The Beast

Post by darkflame91 » Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:39 am

bandites wrote:what do ya have agenst blodies???
yeah, sorry dude, no offense meant..
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Re: The Numbers of The Beast

Post by Snoopy » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:39 am

darkflame91 wrote: $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast

$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66 - Wal-Mart price of the Beast

$646.66 - Next week’s Wal-Mart price of the Beast

666k - Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast

i66686 - CPU of the Beast

665.9997856 - The Number of the Beast on a Pentium
:D :lol: LOL. That's funny.
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Re: The Numbers of The Beast

Post by Ellimist » Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:15 pm

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