WHY I HATE HARRY POTTER
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Re: WHY I HATE HARRY POTTER
The first page of this thread is truly formidable.
EDIT:
I disagree entirely.
[quote="capnnerefir"]the cattle in book #38)\[/quote]
#28 but HP still sucks
EDIT:
I disagree entirely.
[quote="capnnerefir"]the cattle in book #38)\[/quote]
#28 but HP still sucks




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Re: WHY I HATE HARRY POTTER
Hey about the idiots guide to suicide http://www.cracked.com/article_15658_th ... guide.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Its pretty funny. There's some adult language in there soo.... yeah.
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I just had a AFF moment. My friends and I were talking about people who use others and I say:
"yeah it's like when someone only makes 5 posts then leaves and never comes back."
No one knew what I was talking about...
I just had a AFF moment. My friends and I were talking about people who use others and I say:
"yeah it's like when someone only makes 5 posts then leaves and never comes back."
No one knew what I was talking about...
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Extremely funny.freded21 wrote:Hey about the idiots guide to suicide http://www.cracked.com/article_15658_th ... guide.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Its pretty funny. There's some adult language in there soo.... yeah.





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Re: WHY I HATE HARRY POTTER
Hey capn, is there any place I can get the whole rant in one word document or something? Just something I could print out easily.
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I just had a AFF moment. My friends and I were talking about people who use others and I say:
"yeah it's like when someone only makes 5 posts then leaves and never comes back."
No one knew what I was talking about...
I just had a AFF moment. My friends and I were talking about people who use others and I say:
"yeah it's like when someone only makes 5 posts then leaves and never comes back."
No one knew what I was talking about...
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Re: WHY I HATE HARRY POTTER
A while back I took the liberty of compiling cap's essay into one document. I even added appendices in case the webpages ever stopped working. Here's a download link of the PDF I just converted the original word document to.freded21 wrote:Hey capn, is there any place I can get the whole rant in one word document or something? Just something I could print out easily.
Why I Hate Harry Potter: an essay by capnnerefir
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Re: WHY I HATE HARRY POTTER
As I've said before, I'm no fan.
That was one long Capn'.
That was one long Capn'.
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Re: WHY I HATE HARRY POTTER
capnnerefir officially don't like Harry Potter, he gave a full effort on his long post. He really hated it. 

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Here's something truly hilarious i found on Cracked... Matches the theme of this thread.


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This must be the manifesto of a true artist. Infact, I like it so much that I think I'll make you a present just for that. Bravo, Captain.capnnerefir wrote: A story is not just words on paper. It is not just the will and imagination of the author; not if it is a good story anyway. Perhaps it begins that way, but there is a point at which it becomes a real thing. Characters become real; if not in fact than in function. Characters (at least real, developed characters) have their own thoughts and opinions that may (and often do and should) deviate from those of the authors. I do not agree with every decision my characters make, but it is no longer in my hands.
The mark of a good author is a lack of control over his own work. The story becomes the domain of the characters, with the author having very little to do with it at all. The authors purpose becomes only that of recording the characters actions, not in controlling them.
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