Sarimorphs 2 - Look! We got building permission!

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Re: Sarimorphs 2 - Look! We got building permission!

Post by Dr Sario » Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:58 am

Chapter Visser 7: Insane
Ax POV
I looked at the yeerks. We were going to attack their Kandrona and stop them.
It was a joint idea between the Major and Rachel. Too bad it was more than a bit suicidal.
Rachel was an elephant, Tobias was morphed into Hork-Bajir, I was as myself, Marco had morphed gorilla, Jake was nowhere to be seen, Cassie was a zombie, and the Major didn't need morphing powers. They wouldn't have worked on lithium anyway.
Cassie started the advance. "I ... want ... to ... eat ... your ... brain-zuh!"
<WTF?> the Visser went.
The rest of us attacked. I hacked at some human Controllers, then proceeded to dump some of them in the pool.
The Major had paused for a quick sip of coffee, and the Visser was hacking away at her with no result. The look on his face was priceless.
Then, a jumpgate like the ones in Babylon 5 appeared.
"AHH! THE VORLONS ARE COMING!" a random NoName Controller shouted.
<Nonsense. Anyone with any kind of knowledge would know that that is a Peacekeeper Command Carrier from Farscape>, I commented.
Meanwhile, the Visser had given up trying to kill the Major and was now giving love cards to her.
"I tell you, it's the Vorlons, you Andalite idiot!"
<Look: it is red and black, Vorlon ships are green. It looks like a piece of BDSM equipment, thus it's Peacekeeper.>
Then a Shadow battlecrab came and destroyed the ship. Then, Talyn the Leviathan hybrid from Farscape came and destroyed the battlecrab, then blew up the yeerk pook.
"He who fights monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster."
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Re: Sarimorphs 2 - Look! We got building permission!

Post by Dr Sario » Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:55 am

Chapter 2 to the 3rd: Badassery-induced WTFs
Ax POV
The Yeerks had taken me captive, along with Cassie, Delenn, Kosh Naranek, River Tam, Ensign Chekov, Aeryn Sun and Jool. They were currently interrogating Ambassador Kosh.
"Who are you?"
"Yes."
"What do you want?"
"Do not ask me that question."
"Why are you here?"
"The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote."
"Will you be my prom date?"
"Listen to the music, not to the song."
"WTF is wrong with you?"
"No."
It was safe to say they weren't getting anywhere. Jool would have meanwhile been exercising wher throat, except that there was no meanwhile, so she couldn't.
"Who the hell are you?" Cmdr Sun asked ensign Chekov.
"Ensin Chekoff, otervise knofn as te Rashn gai wit te bad acshent."
Then, Major Motoko Kusanagi appeared in the room, and the holding facility blew up. I found myself in front of Susan Ivanova.
<What happened?>
"You see, there is only that much sheer badassery that can fit into a room. With Aeryn, Motoko and Delenn in there, it blew up."
<And why am I explaining myself to you?>
"Season one, episode 18, A Voice in the Wilderness part one: "Ivanova is GOD!""
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Re: Sarimorphs 2 - Look! We got building permission!

Post by pokefire888 » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:39 am

I have fallen in love with your godlike stories. If one pays enough attention, I could actually make sense of what you were thinking of when you wrote that.

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Re: Sarimorphs 2 - Look! We got building permission!

Post by War-Prince Arleal-Breeyar-Fangor » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:33 pm

Notice how Neomorphs has influenced this insanely random series. I love it.

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Re: Sarimorphs 2 - Look! We got building permission!

Post by SamilinCorrathGahar » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:11 pm

<Huh?>
<What drugs are you on man?>
<Yes, it is I, Captain Samilin-Corrath-Gahar of the Andalite ship Ascalin, and ruler of everything .>