quotes from tv shows

[BSerAkafanofblake]

Mike: It's a miricle! The church is off the ground by a quarter of an inch.
From Dirty jobs.

EDIT:
Helen: I just don;t know how you do what you do.
Shaun: I don't eat lemon cake.
From animal planet's living with the wolfman.

[BSerAkafanofblake]

Note by note slowley they sing.
Here'e what's going on in your neck of the weasley.
Al from the today show.

[nomadsland]

Because I'm such a Doctor Who fangirl...

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff." - Tenth Doctor from the episode "Blink"

Later in the episode:

Billy Shipton: What in God's name are you talking about?
Martha Jones: Trust me, just nod when he stops for breath.
The Doctor: Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow.

[FenrirFangz18]

Jurassic Park

God Created Dinosaurs
God Destroyed Dinosaurs
God Created Man
Man Destroyed God
Man Created Dinosaurs

[BSerAkafanofblake]

Danny: me cassa eh sue casse
Old guy: Thank you but we brought ouy own underwear.
from full house you'll have to excusee my baddly spelled spanish.

[BSerAkafanofblake]

"1;00 and all is well. Actually all is NOT well. What am I doing here atr 1:00 in the morning? I'm not a watchdog. Where is the real watchdog?"
from an episode of peanuts.

[BSerAkafanofblake]

ellen: their national anthem is jabuttilicious.
from her talk show.

[BSerAkafanofblake]

Spongebob: say that again.
Patrick: that again.
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I was stuck in a classroom watching halloween based episodes of that show which is how I came across those lines. Otherwise It's not animal planet's the most extreme IMO.

[BSerAkafanofblake]

*pointing to a dead animal* we gotta calla vet for this zebra
he must smell my komodo dragon at home
someone call a veteerian.
From the jeff corwin experience
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steve: don;t you want to mate with that sexy lookin sheela over there?
from the croc hunter's show

[Blueberry Chicken]

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
Jamie from Mythbusters