quotes from tv shows

[BSerAkafanofblake]

like the quotes from movies thread.
NICE LEGS feeny.'
Eric from boy meets world.

[Spencer]

"HAVE YOU THE BRAIN WORMS?!"- Zim, Invader Zim

saw it in a sig, But it's still one of my favorites in the series. Right up there with:

"GIR? What's the 'G' stand for?"- Zim
"I don't know"- GIR

[mytym2reign]

Dad, I'm asking you to adopt my girlfriend. - 7th heaven

[BSerAkafanofblake]

Tim guess who's in the building right now?
well it's not shakin so it can't be your mom.
From home improvement

[mytym2reign]

Are you out of your friggin' mind?
From 2 and half men

[BSerAkafanofblake]

I'm not saying sanjaya's a bad singer but even Britney spears won't marry hum.
Jay leno from the tonight show.

[dreamz]

"You can't spend your life between a woman's legs, Eric."
"I can try." -True Blood

[BSerAkafanofblake]

Pleakly: I'll never work in show business again!
Jumba: You never worked in show business before.
From Lilo and Stitch the series.

[Dr Sario]

All from Babylon 5:
"Well, with everyone now on the same side, perhaps you're planning to invade yourselves for a change. I find the idea curiously appealing. Once you've finished killing each other, we can plow under all the buildings and plant rows of flowers that spell out the words "too annoying to live" in letters big enough to be seen from space." -G'Kar
Zack Allan: Don't you ever go away? Haven't you caused enough trouble for one lifetime?
Bester: It's a pleasure to see you too, Mr. Allan. Where can I find Captain Lochley? I should check in with her.
Zack: She's busy, you can check in with me. Card. [Bester hands over his identicard.] So what is it this time, Mr. Bester? Hunting out freedom fighters? Pulling wings off flies? Annexing the Sudetenland?

Lyta Alexander: Psi Cops are trained to make everyone nervous, but Bester can make even other Psi Cops nervous.
Zack: Hell, the man can make poison ivy nervous.

Bester: Ms. Alexander has no business being here. She's a blip! By all rights, I should arrest her and take her back with me.
John Sheridan: Oh, you could do that. And I could nail your head to the table, set fire to it, and feed your charred remains to the Pak'ma'ra. But…it's an imperfect world, and we never get exactly what we want. So get used to it!

[Ben_Dover]

Buffy-
"I laugh in the face of danger... and then I hide until it goes away."
Xander Harris

"What is your childhood trauma?!!"
Cordelia Chase

"So, who do you kill for fun around here?"
Spike

"The cow should touch me from Thursday?"
Buffy Summers

"There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that factually that's true."
Mayor Wilkins

Veronica Mars-
"I think when you get out in the world a little more, you'll discover that not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented men are gay. Many of them are just... Asian."
Mr. Wu

"Who would you ask for advice about lions, a lion or a gerbil? Gerbil, you say? No, you would ask a lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions."
d**k Casablancas

30 Rock-
"Live every week like it's shark week/ Dress every day like you're gonna be murdered in those clothes."
Tracey Jordan