a) because I am, and would like someone to beDpsb5 wrote:And why would that be?Ardelin wrote:My preferred headcanon is actually that he's asexual, but I'm happy for other people.
b) because he doesn't have a canon love interest, so it's an obvious option
c) because I don't really feel the stuff I'm about to relay below and his ~attraction to girls never felt genuine either
d) in the only date I recall him going on, he falls asleep.
e) I feel like he'd try explaining human sexual attraction-related idioms to Ax and then have the rest of the Animorphs go "uh, Marco. It's not actually a joke."
Towards Jake,luckyclover13 wrote:Wait, what?
I'm not the most capable of making a judgement right now considering my memory of the series is really hazy right now, but was there anything in the canon that vaguely hinted at that??
- "Jake, oooh baby, you are the man for me. I love your big manly shoulders. I love your piercing brown eyes. (They are brown, right?) But most of all, I love the macho, manly way you boss us all around, snapping out orders left and right. I think of you as the new Glint Eastwood. I must have you all to myself. Signed, Cassie. XXX." I sighed. Marco, of course.
- He held out his arms to me and said, "What, no kiss for me?"
- There's probably other stuff, I don't look for it.
- It's meant as jokes, but people do joke about things that are true."
I disagree that continuing to talk about the series somehow damages children's critical reading capabilities. Apart from anything else, we clearly have no problem disagreeing with him.