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Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling

Post by Tim Bruening » Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:42 pm

I wonder if The Sharing offers marriage counseling services: "Spend a weekend with us, and we guarantee that you will never argue again!".

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Re: Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling

Post by xenawarriorprincess » Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:13 pm

Probably. They have a mega range of services from childcare to AA.
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Re: Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling

Post by Tim Bruening » Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:10 am

xenawarriorprincess wrote:Probably. They have a mega range of services from childcare to AA.
I can see that a Yeerk could keep its host from drinking until the alcohol addiction burns out.

I wonder if alcohol would make a Yeerk drunk.

What stones Yeerks besides instant maple and ginger oatmeal?

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Re: Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling

Post by Sorunome » Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:44 am

Three days without kandrona rays. :P
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Re: Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling

Post by The_Brigadier » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:52 pm

I'm not even kidding: Yeerk Marriage Counseling should a f*cking a sitcom.
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Re: Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling

Post by Tim Bruening » Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:14 am

Sorunome wrote:Three days without kandrona rays. :P
If the Yeerk is lucky enough to have morphing powers, it could delay starvation by morphing into a non-Yeerk form, or even avoid it by morphing permanently!

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Re: Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling

Post by Sorunome » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:52 am

Or the yeerk could eat other yeerks...
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Re: Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling

Post by The_Brigadier » Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:08 pm

Cannabalism is hilarious when A: you're not participating; B: it's with another species; and C: it's being done by your worst enemy.
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Re: Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling

Post by Sorunome » Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:04 am

Yep, especially last one :)
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Re: Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling

Post by Sassy_Cat » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:03 pm

Unlikely. Yeerks most likely know little to nothing about marriage, and could not help. Even the married ones would probably be clueless.
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