Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling
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- Prince
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Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling
I wonder if The Sharing offers marriage counseling services: "Spend a weekend with us, and we guarantee that you will never argue again!".
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- Prince
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Re: Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling
Probably. They have a mega range of services from childcare to AA.

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- Prince
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Re: Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling
I can see that a Yeerk could keep its host from drinking until the alcohol addiction burns out.xenawarriorprincess wrote:Probably. They have a mega range of services from childcare to AA.
I wonder if alcohol would make a Yeerk drunk.
What stones Yeerks besides instant maple and ginger oatmeal?
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- Warrior
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Re: Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling
Three days without kandrona rays. 

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- Captain
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Re: Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling
I'm not even kidding: Yeerk Marriage Counseling should a f*cking a sitcom.
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- Prince
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Re: Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling
If the Yeerk is lucky enough to have morphing powers, it could delay starvation by morphing into a non-Yeerk form, or even avoid it by morphing permanently!Sorunome wrote:Three days without kandrona rays.
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- Warrior
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Re: Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling
Or the yeerk could eat other yeerks...
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Re: Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling
Cannabalism is hilarious when A: you're not participating; B: it's with another species; and C: it's being done by your worst enemy.
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Re: Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling
Yep, especially last one 

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Re: Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling
Unlikely. Yeerks most likely know little to nothing about marriage, and could not help. Even the married ones would probably be clueless.
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