Yeerk Style Marriage Counseling

[Tim Bruening]

I wonder if The Sharing offers marriage counseling services: "Spend a weekend with us, and we guarantee that you will never argue again!".

[xenawarriorprincess]

Probably. They have a mega range of services from childcare to AA.

[Tim Bruening]

Probably. They have a mega range of services from childcare to AA.

I can see that a Yeerk could keep its host from drinking until the alcohol addiction burns out.

I wonder if alcohol would make a Yeerk drunk.

What stones Yeerks besides instant maple and ginger oatmeal?

[Sorunome]

Three days without kandrona rays.

[The_Brigadier]

I'm not even kidding: Yeerk Marriage Counseling should a f*cking a sitcom.

[Tim Bruening]

Three days without kandrona rays.

If the Yeerk is lucky enough to have morphing powers, it could delay starvation by morphing into a non-Yeerk form, or even avoid it by morphing permanently!

[Sorunome]

Or the yeerk could eat other yeerks...

[The_Brigadier]

Cannabalism is hilarious when A: you're not participating; B: it's with another species; and C: it's being done by your worst enemy.

[Sorunome]

Yep, especially last one

[Sassy_Cat]

Unlikely. Yeerks most likely know little to nothing about marriage, and could not help. Even the married ones would probably be clueless.