Welcome our newest moderator!

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Re: Welcome our newest moderator!

Post by capnnerefir » Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:31 am

Yep, it's a great little tool. Now, instead of telling someone to find out why I hate Harry Potter, I can say, this is why I hate Harry Potter.

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Re: Welcome our newest moderator!

Post by Wolfstar » Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:44 am

its kinda late,but CONGRATS!!
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Re: Welcome our newest moderator!

Post by capnnerefir » Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:53 am

Thanks.

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Re: Welcome our newest moderator!

Post by capnnerefir » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:37 am

Well, I don't have time to respond fully and sarcastically to that, so you'll have to bear with me. I've got a class, and then I can come back and edit this to be sarcastic enough.

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Re: Welcome our newest moderator!

Post by Cyberhamon » Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:58 pm

Well, I'm the unofficial sarcasm king pro tempore, so I'll make some comments on capn's behalf.

1. Thank you for congratulating capnnerefir almost a month after he became a mod. I'm sure he really appreciates you dragging your ass...er feet on it.

2. Religion huh? In Marco We Trust. E Pemalite Unum. Amen

3. I don't recall ever seeing Capn work hard. Wait, that wasn't sarcasm...

4. Being a fan is hard work. Certainly harder than making 5 posts to get the ebooks. *hint, hint* *wink, wink* *nudge, nudge*

5. If devotion to Animorphs is grounds for rewards, then I should be getting made into a mod any day now.

Well, that's it for me. Capn will respond shortly with some improved, more funny sarcasm. That Capn is such a dreamy saint...
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Re: Welcome our newest moderator!

Post by capnnerefir » Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:32 pm

Thanks for holding the fort, Cyberhamon, we couldn't have possibly functioned without your input, but now the Professional is back.

I am so pleased to be congratulated by a stranger on a promotion I received more than a month ago; the input of people I don't know means a great deal to me. Without your kind words, I might have abandoned this illustrious and very important position and returned to a more humble life as a regular member.

Oh, I work hard alright. I stay up all night for no reason other than to moderate on this forum. I've barely slept since Tuesday just because I'm trying to keep this place running.

I am indeed the world's biggest Animorphs fan. Just ask the other three fans, they'll tell you it's true. My life revolves around the Animorphs; they are the center of my universe. Everything I do is dedicated to them, honoring their memory, and trying to resurrect their glory.

Almost a religion, eh? Something else that is almost a religion: Scientology. But yeah, Animorphs is my religion. In church, I hide a book behind the bible. I can quote the scriptures of the Animorphs from memory. Every morning, I perform the Andalite rituals (you try that without hooves and a tail) and ask the Ellimist to give me morphing powers every night. Oh, and I try to sell my soul to Crayak on the side.

A dedicated fan like me deserves rewards. Like maybe a paycheck (*cough* Ellimist *cough*), since I'm the one keeping the Ruskies in line. Not to mention all the free advertising I do on ffn and in the real world.

There might be more sarcasm to come after I take another nap.

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Re: Welcome our newest moderator!

Post by capnnerefir » Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:12 pm

Tru dat.
After all, you can't download crack for free on this site! Or can you? Ellimist...?

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Re: Welcome our newest moderator!

Post by Cyberhamon » Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:26 am

capnnerefir wrote:Tru dat.
After all, you can't download crack for free on this site! Or can you? Ellimist...?
Crack, no. Pot on the other hand...
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Re: Welcome our newest moderator!

Post by capnnerefir » Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:56 am

Well, I wouldn't be interested in that. No, not me! *whistles, shuffles feet, shoots glances at Cyberhamon*

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Re: Welcome our newest moderator!

Post by capnnerefir » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:53 pm

Of course my sarcasm and speech match each other; I pretty much only speak in sarcasm. That entire speech was sarcastic. It was just massive sargasm(definition 5 in this case, but I'd like to build to 4. Often, for me, it's 2, and I would someday hope for 7 [don't judge me]). Oh, and remember kids: you must be at least 16 or so to click on that link; there are some other naughty definitions.