A man rushes into a bar...

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Re: A man rushes into a bar...

Post by Tobias_Marco » Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:37 am

TheAnimorpher wrote:
Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:20 pm
I got a good one:


A very shy guy goes into a tavern and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally walks over to her and asks tentatively, “Umm, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She responds by yelling at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed, and so he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.

She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean two hundred dollars?”
<That shy guy was me.>
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A man rushes into a bar

Post by Albertnex » Sun Jul 15, 2018 7:43 am

A man walks into a pub with a crocodile and asks the barman if he serves lawyers.

"Of course we do", replies the barman.

"Good" says the man, "A pint of bitter for me then and a lawyer for the crocodile"

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Re: A man rushes into a bar...

Post by Tobias_Marco » Tue Oct 16, 2018 12:57 pm

<Why does your post end with a link to a dating website? And better yet, why do I even bother to ask, knowing full well you'll never log into this website ever again?>
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