A man rushes into a bar...

[AneeshTheGreat]

In a bar, one guy confronts another, and sez, "i slept with your mother last night". The entire bar was silent, waiting for a response when the second guy laughs" your drunk dad, in home".

[Spencer]

All the bar jokes remind me of Achmed the dead terrorist.

Anyone else here a fan of Jeff Dunham?

Warning: Achmed isn't the most politically correct individual. Potentially offensive material.

[animorph fan101]

All the bar jokes remind me of Achmed the dead terrorist.

Anyone else here a fan of Jeff Dunham?

Warning: Achmed isn't the most politically correct individual. Potentially offensive material.

Right her. Jeff Dunham is a great comedian. and I agree that some of his material is offesnive. That's why I prefer Taylor Mason. No doubt, Jeff is just as talented as Taylor, but I still Prefer him because he's a Christian comedian. Unlike Jeff he never cusses and is a great piano player. If you're a Christian you should watch him.
I apologize if i offended any other religions.

[Elfangor]

I love Jeff Fa Fa [low Voice]DUNHammmmm [/low Voice] [High Voice]Dot Com![/High Voice]

[TheAnimorpher]

I got a good one:


A very shy guy goes into a tavern and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally walks over to her and asks tentatively, “Umm, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She responds by yelling at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed, and so he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.

She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean two hundred dollars?”

[Elfangor]

Cool joke! Lets hope you have more Jokes

[Tobias_Marco]

A prest and rabi and a nun walk into a bar.
The bar tender looks up and says "what is this? Some kind of a joke?"

[Visser 8]

...I don't get it. Were any of those even remotely funny?

[Diana moon goddess]

For some reason, this reminds me of another joke.

There are two men in a bathroom. One of them is running inside, the other is leaving. What are their nationalities?

Spoiler:

The man running in is Russian. The man leaving is Finnish.

I don't get it.

Lol you're slightly slow..

I bet your only here for the eBooks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What eBooks?
No, I just didn't get that. I assumed that it was some obscure political pun.

it's okay. i think i might be worse. i took it for a historical pun. if the bathroom is the baltic sea, then the russians runs in and the Finns(well better example would be swedes, Lithuanians or poles) run out. i am of course referencing peter the great, catherine the great and stalin....well stalin's just stalin.

[hannahsaar]

i love these jokes