A man rushes into a bar...
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...
In a bar, one guy confronts another, and sez, "i slept with your mother last night". The entire bar was silent, waiting for a response when the second guy laughs" your drunk dad, in home".
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...
All the bar jokes remind me of Achmed the dead terrorist.
Anyone else here a fan of Jeff Dunham?
Warning: Achmed isn't the most politically correct individual. Potentially offensive material.
Anyone else here a fan of Jeff Dunham?
Warning: Achmed isn't the most politically correct individual. Potentially offensive material.
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...
Right her. Jeff Dunham is a great comedian. and I agree that some of his material is offesnive. That's why I prefer Taylor Mason. No doubt, Jeff is just as talented as Taylor, but I still Prefer him because he's a Christian comedian. Unlike Jeff he never cusses and is a great piano player. If you're a Christian you should watch him.spencer1519 wrote:All the bar jokes remind me of Achmed the dead terrorist.
Anyone else here a fan of Jeff Dunham?
Warning: Achmed isn't the most politically correct individual. Potentially offensive material.
I apologize if i offended any other religions.
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...
I love Jeff Fa Fa [low Voice]DUNHammmmm [/low Voice] [High Voice]Dot Com![/High Voice]
You all have guns
And you never put the safety on
And you all have plans,
To take it
Don't Take It
And you never put the safety on
And you all have plans,
To take it
Don't Take It
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...
I got a good one:
A very shy guy goes into a tavern and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally walks over to her and asks tentatively, “Umm, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She responds by yelling at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed, and so he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.
She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean two hundred dollars?”
A very shy guy goes into a tavern and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally walks over to her and asks tentatively, “Umm, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She responds by yelling at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed, and so he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.
She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean two hundred dollars?”
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...


You all have guns
And you never put the safety on
And you all have plans,
To take it
Don't Take It
And you never put the safety on
And you all have plans,
To take it
Don't Take It
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...
A prest and rabi and a nun walk into a bar.
The bar tender looks up and says "what is this? Some kind of a joke?"
The bar tender looks up and says "what is this? Some kind of a joke?"
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...
...I don't get it. Were any of those even remotely funny?
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...
it's okay. i think i might be worse. i took it for a historical pun. if the bathroom is the baltic sea, then the russians runs in and the Finns(well better example would be swedes, Lithuanians or poles) run out. i am of course referencing peter the great, catherine the great and stalin....well stalin's just stalin.Dr Sario wrote:What eBooks?Elfangor wrote:Lol you're slightly slow..Dr Sario wrote:I don't get it.capnnerefir wrote:For some reason, this reminds me of another joke.
There are two men in a bathroom. One of them is running inside, the other is leaving. What are their nationalities?
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No, I just didn't get that. I assumed that it was some obscure political pun.
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...
i love these jokes