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A man rushes into a bar...

Post by harris » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:08 pm

orders the four most expensive 30-year-old single malts in the house and has the barman line them up in front of him. Then without pausing, he quickly downs each one. "Whew," the barman remarks, "You seem to be in a hurry." "You would be too if you had what I have," the man replies. "Why, what do you have?" the barman asks sympathetically. "Fifty pence."

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Re: A man rushes into a bar...

Post by capnnerefir » Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:08 pm

For some reason, this reminds me of another joke.

There are two men in a bathroom. One of them is running inside, the other is leaving. What are their nationalities?
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The man running in is Russian. The man leaving is Finnish.

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Re: A man rushes into a bar...

Post by animorph fan101 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:14 pm

three men walk into a bar... the fourth one ducks.

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Re: A man rushes into a bar...

Post by Elfangor » Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:17 am

animorph fan101 wrote:three men walk into a bar... the fourth one ducks.
Lol out of the three that was the best
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...

Post by Dr Sario » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:40 am

capnnerefir wrote:For some reason, this reminds me of another joke.

There are two men in a bathroom. One of them is running inside, the other is leaving. What are their nationalities?
Spoiler:
The man running in is Russian. The man leaving is Finnish.
I don't get it.
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...

Post by bindaaskshitij » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:57 am

Running inside = Rush-in = Russian

Running outside = Finish = Finnish
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...

Post by Elfangor » Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:21 am

Dr Sario wrote:
capnnerefir wrote:For some reason, this reminds me of another joke.

There are two men in a bathroom. One of them is running inside, the other is leaving. What are their nationalities?
Spoiler:
The man running in is Russian. The man leaving is Finnish.
I don't get it.
Lol your slightly slow.. :lol:

I bet your only here for the Ebooks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And you never put the safety on
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...

Post by Dr Sario » Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:34 am

Elfangor wrote:
Dr Sario wrote:
capnnerefir wrote:For some reason, this reminds me of another joke.

There are two men in a bathroom. One of them is running inside, the other is leaving. What are their nationalities?
Spoiler:
The man running in is Russian. The man leaving is Finnish.
I don't get it.
Lol you're slightly slow.. :lol:

I bet your only here for the eBooks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What eBooks?
No, I just didn't get that. I assumed that it was some obscure political pun.
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...

Post by bindaaskshitij » Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:34 pm

Another clue that you're racist.... :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...

Post by Dr Sario » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:15 am

bindaaskshitij wrote:Another clue that you're racist.... :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
No, I'm speciest. I prefer horses (and computers) over humans.
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