A man rushes into a bar...
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A man rushes into a bar...
orders the four most expensive 30-year-old single malts in the house and has the barman line them up in front of him. Then without pausing, he quickly downs each one. "Whew," the barman remarks, "You seem to be in a hurry." "You would be too if you had what I have," the man replies. "Why, what do you have?" the barman asks sympathetically. "Fifty pence."
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...
For some reason, this reminds me of another joke.
There are two men in a bathroom. One of them is running inside, the other is leaving. What are their nationalities?
There are two men in a bathroom. One of them is running inside, the other is leaving. What are their nationalities?
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...
three men walk into a bar... the fourth one ducks.
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...
Lol out of the three that was the bestanimorph fan101 wrote:three men walk into a bar... the fourth one ducks.
You all have guns
And you never put the safety on
And you all have plans,
To take it
Don't Take It
And you never put the safety on
And you all have plans,
To take it
Don't Take It
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...
I don't get it.capnnerefir wrote:For some reason, this reminds me of another joke.
There are two men in a bathroom. One of them is running inside, the other is leaving. What are their nationalities?
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"He who fights monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster."


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Re: A man rushes into a bar...
Running inside = Rush-in = Russian
Running outside = Finish = Finnish
Running outside = Finish = Finnish
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?


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Re: A man rushes into a bar...
Lol your slightly slow..Dr Sario wrote:I don't get it.capnnerefir wrote:For some reason, this reminds me of another joke.
There are two men in a bathroom. One of them is running inside, the other is leaving. What are their nationalities?
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I bet your only here for the Ebooks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You all have guns
And you never put the safety on
And you all have plans,
To take it
Don't Take It
And you never put the safety on
And you all have plans,
To take it
Don't Take It
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Re: A man rushes into a bar...
What eBooks?Elfangor wrote:Lol you're slightly slow..Dr Sario wrote:I don't get it.capnnerefir wrote:For some reason, this reminds me of another joke.
There are two men in a bathroom. One of them is running inside, the other is leaving. What are their nationalities?
Spoiler:![]()
I bet your only here for the eBooks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, I just didn't get that. I assumed that it was some obscure political pun.
"He who fights monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster."


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Re: A man rushes into a bar...
Another clue that you're racist....



Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?


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Re: A man rushes into a bar...
No, I'm speciest. I prefer horses (and computers) over humans.bindaaskshitij wrote:Another clue that you're racist....![]()
"He who fights monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster."

