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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by Spencer » Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:57 am

I found this while googling christian jokes. It made me lol.

The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together.

"Oh, this is terrible," exclaims St. Peter, "I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen. Since we weren't expecting you, your quarters just aren't ready... We can't take you in and we can't send you back...."

Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, "Lucifer, this is Pete. Hey, I got these three guys up here. They're ours, but we weren't expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up for 'em. I was hoping you could put them up for a while. It'll only be a couple of days. What d'ya say?"

Reluctantly, the Devil agreed.

However, two days later, St. Peter got a call.

"Pete, Lu. Hey, you gotta come get these three clowns.
This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody,
the Graham guy is saving everybody,
and that Oral Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning."
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by spazman » Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:11 am

LOL nice one spencer! Hilarious
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by TF. » Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:33 am

Very nice :D and just offensive enough.
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by Master Crayak » Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:58 pm

And here I thought that Moses always went everywhere with a stick.
I guess it just wasn't strong enough.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by pilus » Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:58 am

done the joke has been spread on my FB Notes ... very funny ... ROFL LOL
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by Tobias_Marco » Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:45 am

<In honor of resurrection Day next month, I am putting these to the top.>
True education, true science, true religion is the search for truth.
Matthew 28:16-20, John 3:14-20
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