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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by qweasd » Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:09 am

Good joke but one to be careful about where you tell it.

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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by kilir » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:02 pm

Don't hear very many Christian jokes floating around, I don't anyways. Good to see a little of everything going around. If you can't make fun of yourself you can't make fun of anybody.

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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by Elfangor » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:55 pm

I'm Christian, but I didn't get offended. It was really funny.
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by twan » Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:56 am

:lol: rofl that bunny was spittin hot fiya :lol:
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by Elfangor » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:38 pm

I was trying to tell it to someone but I couldn't stop laughing.
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by werenall » Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:20 am

I'm Christian, but i like jokes about Christian :D

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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by Wolfstar » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:58 am

ooh!heres a good 1!
how many bible characters r constipated?lets see.
1.cain wasnt able.
2.moses took 2 tablets to get better.
i forgot the rest,but when i find that peice of paper, i'll post.
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by Elfangor » Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:59 pm

Wolfstar wrote:ooh!heres a good 1!
how many bible characters r constipated?lets see.
1.cain wasnt able.
2.moses took 2 tablets to get better.
i forgot the rest,but when i find that peice of paper, i'll post.
lol those are funny um
heres 1

When are car first mention in the bible?




Oh and how many of each animal did Moses lead into the Ark?




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0 Moses didnt lead animals that was Noah
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by Luna May » Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:39 am

I have one (it's from the old testament, but who cares?) How do we know there was no deodorant in the days of Moses?
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" וירם משה את ידיו וימת עמלק"- "And Moses raised his arms and Amalek died"
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by dreamz » Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:29 pm

Luna May wrote:I have one (it's from the old testament, but who cares?) How do we know there was no deodorant in the days of Moses?
Spoiler:
" וירם משה את ידיו וימת עמלק"- "And Moses raised his arms and Amalek died"
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Okay, THAT is funny. I, not being a Christian, didn't totally get the first one.

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