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Offensive to Christians

Post by darkflame91 » Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:49 am

Hey, I'm a Christian meself, and I find this funny. If you're easily offended, Please, don't read.

Again, Please, DON'T READ IF YOU'RE CHRISTIAN AND EASILY OFFENDED.
Just to be safe, I'll put this on in the spoiler thingie.
Spoiler:
I heard this about two years ago, and I remebered now, what with this being Lent an' all... So Jesus is on the cross, and he cries out, "Peter!" "Yes Lord!", Peter said and tried to run up to Jesus, but the Roman soldiers stop him. Jesus called out again, "Peter!" "I'm coming Lord!", said Peter, and ran up, trying to dodge the Roman soldiers, but they managed to stop him. Jesus called out for the third time. "Peter!" "Yes Lord!", Peter shouted and doing stunts and acrobatics and what not, he finally reached the foot of the cross, all wounded and bleeding. "You called and I am here, my master", Peter said. "Peter", said the Lord."I can see your house from here".
Happy Easter Y'all!
http://easter-bunny-rap.funnypart.com/
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by username » Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:27 am

well maybe i was a little offended but that joke was funny.lol stupid, ina funny way, i wouldnt tell it in a croud but..wow.lol funny. :mrgreen:
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by Wolfstar » Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:18 am

I am a christian but not very easily offended. i thought that was really funny!lol. :lol:
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by Rhaenys » Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:51 am

I'm a Christian too, but found it very funny. (And also very "innocent"!!!) :lol: :lol:
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by bindaaskshitij » Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:03 am

im non christian and i found it funny too....LOL...against the trend..
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by slate » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:26 pm

lol that was awsome roflol
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by Tori » Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:57 pm

Lol.. that was pretty funny.
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by bandites » Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:05 pm

i didnt get it
in the end,all I wrote was "okay,we'll play."jake signed off with the word ''bandits'' ax clicked ''send''-animorphs 43 the test
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by riot » Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:16 pm

Lol! I am definitely spreading that one around :D
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Re: Offensive to Christians

Post by Mintehfesh » Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:44 pm

Heard that one before, I think, but I still found it amusing :D
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