The Numbers of The Beast

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Re: The Numbers of The Beast

Post by Debs5595 » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:18 pm

i must be dumb or something cause i don't get the joke
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Re: The Numbers of The Beast

Post by demonichan » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:36 am

darkflame91 wrote:Credited to Whoever sent this to Al Lowe.
Offensive to Followers of Satan.
Kinda outdated, and a little techy, but still funny! :D



00666 - Zip code of the Beast

666mph - The speed limit of the Beast

$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast

$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66 - Wal-Mart price of the Beast

$646.66 - Next week’s Wal-Mart price of the Beast

666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k - Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66% - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank

$666/hr - Beast’s lawyer’s billing rate
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Re: The Numbers of The Beast

Post by Luna May » Thu May 14, 2009 8:45 am

This is squeakin' awesome :lol:
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Re: The Numbers of The Beast

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Re: The Numbers of The Beast

Post by Tobias_Marco » Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:18 pm

For those who DID NOT get it.
The Bible speaking about the Anti-Christ says:
"And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed. And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six." (Revelation 13:15-18)

So if you see someone talking about the number 666 it is the number of the Anti-Christ.
The Bible also tells up that 7 is a number that God sees as very good (that is why there are 7 days in a week and if you are a farmer you know that if you want good crops then you know that you should grow your crops in a feald for 6 years, then let the feald "go to seed" every 7th year)
The number 777 is said to be holy and perfect.
666 comes close to it, but not quite getting there.
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Re: The Numbers of The Beast

Post by alpPDCjr12 » Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:02 am

lol nice! The best one is 333 - the semi-christ!! Haha :D thanks for the laugh man
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Re: The Numbers of The Beast

Post by Master Crayak » Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:04 pm

Maybe I should change my user name to "Master Crayak 666"?
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Re: The Numbers of The Beast

Post by keithisuncool » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:25 pm

jesus wrote that.
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Re: The Numbers of The Beast

Post by Tobias_Marco » Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:40 am

<If you still don't get it, even after I explained it, then you need to know that:
Everything is cheaper at Wal-Mart, all blondes in jokes are dumb, and that I will answer your next 3 questions free of charge.>
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