Cross the road jokes.

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Cross the road jokes.

Post by BSerAkafanofblake » Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:06 pm

Q: why did the yeerk cross the road?
A: to get to the animoprhs.
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Re: Cross the road jokes.

Post by Tobias_Marco » Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:13 pm

<Why didn't the Yeerk cross the road?>
<Because he didn't have anybody to go with.>

<Why didn't the Yeerk go to the prom?>
<Because he didn't have anybody to go with.>

<Why didn't the Yeerk go to Heaven?>
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<Because he didn't believe in Jesus. Duh!>
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