Four religious men of the cloth go on a fishing trip...

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Four religious men of the cloth go on a fishing trip...

Post by Reainer » Mon Nov 03, 2014 7:02 am

Four religious men of the cloth go on a fishing trip...

That night in the fish house they decide to confess their greatest sin to each other. The Catholic priest says, "my greatest sin is lust. I look at porn constantly online and when I can I have crazy sex with parishioners." The Rabbi says "my sin is greed. I never give to charities and sometimes steal from the Temple." The Islamic imam says, "my sin is gluttony. At least once a week I go to the liquor store for a six-pack and then head to McDonalds in the middle of the night and get a big bag of Big Macs, Bacon cheese burgers and fries and eat and drink it all while sitting in the parking lot." The Baptist minister says, "My greatest sin is gossip and I can't wait to get back to town!"

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Re: Four religious men of the cloth go on a fishing trip...

Post by Tobias_Marco » Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:26 am

<I've heard that one before, but it still makes me smile.>
True education, true science, true religion is the search for truth.
Matthew 28:16-20, John 3:14-20