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Walk into a bar jokes

Post by BSerAkafanofblake » Sat Aug 23, 2014 9:06 am

An animorph hork bajir and BSer walk into a bar
Animorph: I'll have water
Hork bajir I have bark
BSer I'll have what ever Blake shelton has has virgin style.
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Re: Walk into a bar jokes

Post by gh astly » Sat Aug 23, 2014 11:06 am

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you, sir?"
The bear replies, "I'll have a whiskey and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . water."
"No problem, sir, but what's with the big pause?"
The bear looks at his hands and says "I don't know, I've had them my whole life!"

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Re: Walk into a bar jokes

Post by Taillow40 » Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:07 am

3 men walk into a bar 1 man ducks

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Walk into a bar jokes

Post by Laurahon » Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:10 pm

A blind man walks into a bar . . .








































































































































































and orders a drink.

What, where did you think that was going?

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Re: Walk into a bar jokes

Post by Tobias_Marco » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:40 am

<A bar walks into a man and orders 3 shots of rum.>
<The bar tender looks at him and says "Wait a minute, go back. I think you're a little confused.">
True education, true science, true religion is the search for truth.
Matthew 28:16-20, John 3:14-20

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Post by Tobias_Marco » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:40 am

<A bar walks into a man and orders 3 shots of rum.>
<The bar tender looks at him and says "Wait a minute, go back. I think you're a little confused.">
True education, true science, true religion is the search for truth.
Matthew 28:16-20, John 3:14-20