An animorph hork bajir and BSer walk into a bar
Animorph: I'll have water
Hork bajir I have bark
BSer I'll have what ever Blake shelton has has virgin style.
Walk into a bar jokes
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Re: Walk into a bar jokes
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you, sir?"
The bear replies, "I'll have a whiskey and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . water."
"No problem, sir, but what's with the big pause?"
The bear looks at his hands and says "I don't know, I've had them my whole life!"
I really need to stop listening to my dad's jokes.
The bear replies, "I'll have a whiskey and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . water."
"No problem, sir, but what's with the big pause?"
The bear looks at his hands and says "I don't know, I've had them my whole life!"
I really need to stop listening to my dad's jokes.
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Re: Walk into a bar jokes
3 men walk into a bar 1 man ducks
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Walk into a bar jokes
A blind man walks into a bar . . .
and orders a drink.
What, where did you think that was going?
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Re: Walk into a bar jokes
<A bar walks into a man and orders 3 shots of rum.>
<The bar tender looks at him and says "Wait a minute, go back. I think you're a little confused.">
<The bar tender looks at him and says "Wait a minute, go back. I think you're a little confused.">
True education, true science, true religion is the search for truth.
Matthew 28:16-20, John 3:14-20
Matthew 28:16-20, John 3:14-20
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Re: Walk into a bar jokes
<A bar walks into a man and orders 3 shots of rum.>
<The bar tender looks at him and says "Wait a minute, go back. I think you're a little confused.">
<The bar tender looks at him and says "Wait a minute, go back. I think you're a little confused.">
True education, true science, true religion is the search for truth.
Matthew 28:16-20, John 3:14-20
Matthew 28:16-20, John 3:14-20