Surprised there wasn't already one.
Why is it hard to explain things to kleptomaniacs?
Because they always take things literally.
Why does nobody like snapple?
Because it's an apple infused with tin (joke stolen from xkcd.... please don't hurt me Randall)
Two woman discuss the bechdel test.
Once my teacher asked a kid to name two pronouns.
His reply was "who, me?"
Smart Jokes
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Truth is only stranger then fiction if you're a stranger to the truth. Which means you're either a liar or fictional.
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Re: Smart Jokes
<Here is a riddle for you:
The circumstances of the Earth at the equator is 40,075 km.
Heilongjiang is the eastern most part of China, at 48°N 1w9°E.
Kashgar is the western most part of China, at 39°28'N 75°59'E.
The Earth has 24 diffrent time zones, how many time zones does China have?>
The circumstances of the Earth at the equator is 40,075 km.
Heilongjiang is the eastern most part of China, at 48°N 1w9°E.
Kashgar is the western most part of China, at 39°28'N 75°59'E.
The Earth has 24 diffrent time zones, how many time zones does China have?>
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True education, true science, true religion is the search for truth.
Matthew 28:16-20, John 3:14-20
Matthew 28:16-20, John 3:14-20