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jokes about animals

Post by BSerAkafanofblake » Fri May 11, 2012 8:00 pm

excatly what the title says
two sharks are eating a clown fish. one says to the other does this taste funny to you?
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and no the fish is not nemo
it's not marlin either.
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Post by ebb238 » Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:49 am

Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh!

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Q: Where do orcas hear music?
A: Orca-stras!
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Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.
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Re: jokes about animals

Post by BSerAkafanofblake » Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:20 pm

q what did the judge say when a skunk walked int the room?
a oder (sp?) in the court!
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Re: jokes about animals

Post by gh astly » Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:29 pm

Did you hear the joke about the owl? Lemme tell ya, it's a hoot!
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Re: jokes about animals

Post by BSerAkafanofblake » Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:41 pm

Q: how many bonobos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: none they prefer to screw in the jungle.
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Re: jokes about animals

Post by Tobias_Marco » Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:37 pm

<What do you get if you cross a mermaid and a unicorn?>
Spoiler:
<A norwhale.>
<Its like the cat, said, we can't afford the dog.>
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