excatly what the title says
two sharks are eating a clown fish. one says to the other does this taste funny to you?
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and no the fish is not nemo
it's not marlin either.
jokes about animals
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Re: jokes about animals
Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh!
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Q: Where do orcas hear music?
A: Orca-stras!
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A: He presses the paws button.
A: Fsh!
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Q: Where do orcas hear music?
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Q: How does a dog stop a video?
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Re: jokes about animals
q what did the judge say when a skunk walked int the room?
a oder (sp?) in the court!
a oder (sp?) in the court!

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Re: jokes about animals
Did you hear the joke about the owl? Lemme tell ya, it's a hoot!
Animorphs: The Abridged Series. Post there so I'm not lonely.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, we're just talking meat. And music?
Well, it's just entertainment, folks.
So just shut your face and take a seat, 'cause after all, we're just talking meat. And music?
Well, it's just entertainment, folks.
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Re: jokes about animals
Q: how many bonobos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: none they prefer to screw in the jungle.
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You can thank answer bag ( man I miss being on that site) for that.
A: none they prefer to screw in the jungle.
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You can thank answer bag ( man I miss being on that site) for that.

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Re: jokes about animals
<What do you get if you cross a mermaid and a unicorn?>
<Its like the cat, said, we can't afford the dog.>
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True education, true science, true religion is the search for truth.
Matthew 28:16-20, John 3:14-20
Matthew 28:16-20, John 3:14-20