Most Offensive Joke?

[capnnerefir]

*DISCLAIMER: By the very nature of this discussion, you may find yourself offended. By viewing this discussion, you void your right to complain about offensive material in this thread.*

What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard?

Normally, I can just let a joke* go, even if it's in poor taste or whatever. It's a joke, it isn't meant to be taken seriously, and I usually think it's a petty waste of time to get upset about things that are said in jest. When I see someone getting offended by a joke, I sigh and shake my head. It just makes me irritated to see someone getting upset about a joke when there are so many real problems they could be upset about instead. I'm a Christian, but I don't care when people make Jesus jokes or poke fun at my beliefs. Likewise, I don't get upset when people make jokes about women, homosexuals, nerds, and so on. There are so many people out there who are actively trying to tear down Christians, women, homosexuals, and everyone else that getting offended by a joke someone made just seems...well...stupid.

Normally.

But I've also seen some jokes that are just so absurdly offensive (either by being extraordinarily crude or sexist or racist or whatever) that even I feel like it's gone a bit too far. Even then, I usually find them kind of funny - not because of the content but because of how absurdly offensive they are. So, what's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? Share it here!

* It is important to define "Joke" here. By "Joke" I mean something that is said in good fun, intended to be humorous. It counts as a joke even if it isn't funny, so long as the person telling the joke (the Joker?) only intends to get a laugh. It does i]not[/i] count as a joke if it is used as an excuse to attack, insult, belittle, or otherwise offend someone.

[kali7713]

What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?

The black Jew had to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

[aniwhovimorphian]

Oh, I know so many... I guess I can list a few offensive ones, I guess. Remember, I didn't make these, I'm only posting these because you asked. I don't want to get banned or something.

What did the blind, deaf, paralyzed, amputee child get for Christmas?........Cancer.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini?.............I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?...........because of the holes in his hands.

[aniwhovimorphian]

When god made niggers,
he made them late at night.
He made them in a hurry,
and forgot to make them white!

[shadowmanwkp]

What does Hitler's liscense plate say?
"I am Hitler, you're a Jew,
I hit my gas and you are through"

[mhk321]

One fish
Two fish
Flush the jew fish

also Whats the difference between a black and white?
a black eats chicken and watermelon 4 lyfe

[soccertrack]

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

Alternate version:
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
The Holocaust

[BSerAkafanofblake]

Can't believe no one said this.
Q whys do you get when you put blondes in the freezer?
A frosted flakes

[rex7034]

Alright. Disclaimer: No offence intended.

What's the difference between a bench and a black?



A bench can support a family of four.

[BSerAkafanofblake]

This one is for cap.
What's differance between the Harry Potter books and that justin brat?
Justin isn't overrated,