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Animorph jokes

Post by Tobias_Marco » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:09 pm

Q: What should you do if you are in a fancy restaurant and a Yeerk crawls out of your ear?
A: Yell; "ESCARGO!!!!!"

Q: How many Animorphs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Seven. Marco to make dumb light bulb jokes, Rachel to say "Let's Screw It!", Jake to advise the screwing, Cassie to wonder if it's morally right to screw in a lightbulb, Ax to laugh at the primitive human artifical light, Tobias to inspect the lightbulb, and David to sell the lightbulb to the Yeerks.

Question. Why did the Animorph cross the road?
Answer. Because he’d morphed into a chicken!

Rachel: How Come it’s impossible for a Yeerk to take over you, Marco?
Marco: Because, I’m cute, and sensible, and cool, and smart, and did I mention gorgeous, and witty?
Rachel: Get a life, it’s because you have no brain!

Question: What looks like an escaped lunatic, walks like it’s going to fall over any second, smells strongly of Tabasco sauce, sounds like a messed up tape recorder, and dresses like a kid on a Tommy boy poster?
Answer: Ax in morph after shopping with Rachel!

Question: What are two Vacation Spots that Controllers really like?
Answer: New Yeerk, and Yeerkshire!

Question: What comes around every April that are big cannibalistic parasites?
Answer: Yeerkified TAXxons!

Question: How come the Pemalites never made it into the modeling business?
Answer: Every time the cameraman yelled; "say CHEEse!", the Pemalites would start running around, looking for their friends!

Question: How tall do you have to be to get the exclusive New Yeerk Magazine?
Answer: At least an inch tall!

Question: What happens when you get TOO hooked on Animorphs?
Answer: You never go near the Nintendo again, because if the controllers!

Q: Why did Rachel cross the road?
A: The mall was on the other side!

Q: What do you get when you mix an Andalite and a Yeerk?
A: Nothing. The Yeerk in itself would try to control the Andalite, and the Andlite part in itself would try to control the Yeerk part.

Q: What do you get when you mix a Yeerk and a wild card?
A: A Yeerk comedian.

Marco: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Hork Bajir: Why?
Marco: You're suppose to answer the question.
Hork Bajir: What question?>
Marco: Why the chicken crossed the road.
Hork Bajir: What is a chicken?
As a result: Marco runs for his life 'cause a Hork Bajir couldn't get a joke.

Marco: I'm gonna give this another shot.
Hork Bajir: What?
Marco: I'm gonna give our joke another shot.
Hork Bajir: We have a joke?
Marco: Duh.
Hork Bajir: Could you tell me something then?
Marco: What?
Hork Bajir: What is a joke?
As a result: Marco starts to go insane again and runs for his life.

Q. why did Cassie cross the road?
A. Jake was on the other side!

Rachel: Marco, you can't morph a pig.
Marco: Why not?
Rachel: You're already a ham.

Q:If Elfangor`s blue box was broken, and the Animorphs didn`t know it,what would they be?
A:Dead Meat

Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a gorilla?
A: A cute couple

Q: If there was a one piece of pie left, who would get it : Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a dumb Gedd, or a smart Yeerk?
A: The dumb Gedd cause the other three don't exist!

Knock. knock.
Who’s there?
Yeerk.
Yeerk, who?
Yeerkilling me with these animorph jokes!
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Re: Animorph jokes

Post by TF. » Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:30 pm

Tobias_Marco wrote:Question: What comes around every April that are big cannibalistic parasites?
Answer: Yeerkified TAXxons!
I admit to laughing at this, and I am now embarrassed. ;)
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Re: Animorph jokes

Post by Dreamchaser764 » Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:01 am

BOOOOOOO Bad jokes! LOL ok heres my sorry sttempt at animorph humor.

1) Why did the Andalite cross the galaxy? A) to stop the invasion on the other side (I know lame)
2) what goes 99 thump 99 thump 99 thump and has a yeerk in it? A ) A taxxon with a wooden leg.
3) Jake : *sees something heading for Marco's head* DUCK!!!!!! Marco : No Way! YOU be the duck this time! (don't ask lol)
4) here's a riddle why are the animorphs like the power rangers? Give up ? the answer is because for both teams it's almost always Morphin Time! -runs away before i get hit with anything-
5) Why did Jake cross the Yeerk pool? A) to save the brother on the other side (tom)
Riddle : What Yeerk Math Problem would make Marco's day? give up? (visser) 3 minus (visser) 2 know why? because then he'd be left with His mom! (Visser one three minus 2 is one :P)


told you they were lame and smell worse than visser 3 after cassie sprayed him while in skunk morph

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Re: Animorph jokes

Post by Tobias_Marco » Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:35 am

<The biggest problem with those jokes is you being sorry for them and you explaining them to us.>
<Anyone who is on this website will have read book 1 and know that Tom is the brother on the other side, and most of us have read book 5 and know that Marco's mom is the host body of Visser 1.>
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Re: Animorph jokes

Post by icehawk » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:01 pm

I laughed so hard at these, but this-
Q: How many Animorphs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Seven. Marco to make dumb light bulb jokes, Rachel to say "Let's Screw It!", Jake to advise the screwing, Cassie to wonder if it's morally right to screw in a lightbulb, Ax to laugh at the primitive human artifical light, Tobias to inspect the lightbulb, and David to sell the lightbulb to the Yeerks.
-Is my all time favorite! XD

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Re: Animorph jokes

Post by BSerAkafanofblake » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:33 pm

Q: why did Ax cross the road?
A: because cinnabon was on the other side
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Re: Animorph jokes

Post by The_Brigadier » Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:23 pm

So Drode and Marco walk into a bar.
Marco says: Drode, you are an almost-omnipotent being that is the servant to an omnipotent being; why are here and what are you doing?
Drode answers: Your mom.
Marco retorts: At least I have a mom.
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Re: Animorph jokes

Post by lilunicorn101 » Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:42 am

Here' s a joke for you:

Why did the Yeerk cross the road?
Spoiler:
Because the Yeerk Pool was on the other side!
Hey, I never said it was a good joke. ;)
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Re: Animorph jokes

Post by Bookworm » Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:45 am

LOL! my favorite one was the second one, the fourth one, and the second to last one of TM's
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Re: Animorph jokes

Post by Sassy_Cat » Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:37 pm

Awesome, TM, just plain awesome. :D I have officially lost my fleece artificial hooves laughing.
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