Teaching Job Interview

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Teaching Job Interview

Post by FLPuter » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:39 pm

After being interviewed by the school administration, the teaching prospect said "Let me see if I've got this right:

You want me to... go into that room with all those kids,

1. correct their disruptive behavior,
2. observe them for signs of abuse,
3. monitor their dress habits,
4. censor their T-shirt messages,
5. and instill in them a love for learning.

You want me to..

6 - check their backpacks for weapons,
7 - wage war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, and
8 - raise their sense of self esteem and personal pride.

You want me to....

9 - teach them patriotism and good citizenship, sportsmanship and fair play, and
10 - how to register to vote,
11 – balance a checkbook, and
12 - apply for a job.

You want me to

13 - check their heads for lice,
14 - recognize signs of anti-social behavior, and
15 - make sure that they all pass the state exams.

You also want me to

16 - provide them with an equal education regardless of their handicaps, and
17 - communicate regularly with their parents in English and Spanish by letter, telephone, conferences, email, homework hotline, web page, midterm newsletters, and report card.

You want me to do all this with a piece of chalk, a blackboard, a bulletin board, a few books, a big smile, and a starting salary that qualifies me for food stamps.

You want me to do all this and then you tell me......

I CAN'T PRAY?

Are you nuts!"

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Re: Teaching Job Interview

Post by BLuSKyE » Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:35 pm

aww
i wish some teachers would try more tho, cuz i ony kno a few who were genuine wantin to teach
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Re: Teaching Job Interview

Post by TF. » Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:59 pm

Is this referring to secularism in schools? And I agree, Skye, there are a lot of crappy teachers out there.
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Re: Teaching Job Interview

Post by doogadude » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:52 am

It's okay. Just let us be free.

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Re: Teaching Job Interview

Post by SamilinCorrathGahar » Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:20 am

<That is a good one, I never realized how much we expect of our teachers.>
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Re: Teaching Job Interview

Post by Tobias_Marco » Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:34 am

<That is nuts.>
True education, true science, true religion is the search for truth.
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Teaching Job Interview

Post by naleksGed » Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:03 am

I read about a job in Vladivostok with the consulate out there. It pays well 50,000 and is for experienced teachers only. Have you seen that job post?