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Re: offensive to woman

Post by Tobias_Marco » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:19 am

<I did fix the sink, both the one in the bathroom, and the one in the kitchen.>

<AND I STILL HAD TO MAKE MY OWN SANDWITCH!!!>

<True fact: At this moment my wife stayed up till 2am last night watching movies so that she could harvest her "farmville" crops. So she is asleep right now.>
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Re: offensive to woman

Post by Current » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:41 pm

And now I'm imagining TM at the beach, building a witch out of sand.
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Re: offensive to woman

Post by Visser 5 » Fri May 13, 2011 2:51 am

I'll bet he WISHES he was at the beach right now.
He almost makes it sound like his wife doesn't DO ANYTHING around the house.
That's that part that I find offensive.
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Re: offensive to woman

Post by Aftran-one-six-two » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:30 am

they are good and funny and in female :P

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Re: offensive to woman

Post by Tobias_Marco » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:15 am

<This one woman will not find offensive.

A man comes home and finds his 4, 7 , 8, 9 and 10 year old kids outside playing in the street, the front yard is a mess, the front door is open, and he can't even pull into the driveway without running over a hundred toys.
He runs into his house and finds every room a disaster. He is yelling and calling for his wife.
Finally he finds her in the bathroom taking a bubble bath, listening to music, drinking wine and eating chocolate.
"Honey, what happened?!?" He asks.
"Every day for the last 10 years you came home from work and asked me what I did that day." She reminded him, "Well today I didn't do it.">
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