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offensive to woman

Post by freded21 » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:01 am

a guy walks into a class room and screems to his friend in the back of the room : hey wanna here a joke

the guy ssys what

the first man says : womans rights

thats what i guy did in my class yesterday and i just thought it was funny
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Re: offensive to woman

Post by AneeshTheGreat » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:17 am

HAHA!!! Nice one... :D
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Re: offensive to woman

Post by Dak-Hamee » Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:22 am

Be respectful. I'm just kidding, I know it's just a joke.
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Re: offensive to woman

Post by Tobias_Marco » Mon May 17, 2010 2:09 pm

<...and to think, we once thought humans were an intelligent race...>
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Re: offensive to woman

Post by FelCandy » Mon May 17, 2010 10:53 pm

i found it hilarious and i'm 100% female :P
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Re: offensive to woman

Post by sune-ku » Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:15 am

ok true story....

a girl i worked with had a burn on her arm, she said it was from ironing. I had to say (without thinking) 'i thought women were supposed to be good at ironing' which got me a few evil looks and a slap. i figured id already offended her so continued with 'its a good thing the phone didnt ring or you'd have burned your face as well!'


2 weeks later i got fired. for almost completely different reasons but this contributed

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Re: offensive to woman

Post by TF. » Sun Nov 28, 2010 2:16 pm

*fist-bumps sune-ku* :D
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Re: offensive to woman

Post by Sai-kitten » Mon Dec 20, 2010 5:41 am

FelCandy wrote:i found it hilarious and i'm 100% female :P
I have to agree, I laugh at this one almost every time someone says it.

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Re: offensive to woman

Post by The_Brigadier » Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:04 pm

Ladies, remember this: If he asks for a sandwich, tell him he will get once he get's his ass in the bathroom and fixes the leaky sink. :D
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Re: offensive to woman

Post by JMRCTA » Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:58 pm

ALOL!
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