The "How the Hell Has gh Not Been Banned Yet?" Game!!!

[gh astly]

As I was bored and needed a way to keep myself entertained while my friend finished downloading Wayne's World, I decided to be a little immature and look up random swear words in the search engine. To my surprise (not really), save for very few exceptions, I have been the only person on here to have used the words "f***," "f***," "f***," "ass," "s***," "a******," and "asshat" since December, which was around the time that I found out that swearing was allowed here. Not to mention all the stuff I've pulled on the chat (creeping on myself using an alternate account, even more language, etc.), and numerous instances of violence toward other members of the forum, mostly involving a steel-toed boot to the face. So, come up with some hopefully stupid reasons as to how the hell I haven't been banned yet.














Yes, I know I haven't done anything offensive enough to have been banned. This is just a stupid thing that I came up with at 3 in the morning.

[Atlas]

If you saw Blu a few years ago you would understand

[Visser_5.1]

Banned for being a jerk.

[Tobias_Marco]

<Banned for not posting more Animorph Abridged episodes.>

[gh astly]

I would if my sister would get over here to record her lines!!
Actually, this is a nice little break after the Abridged Movie.

[Tobias_Marco]

<Banned for eating Hot Tamales.>

[gh astly]

Ooh, OK, I think you can ban me for that.
I ban myself for making this stupid thread at 3 in the morning when I most likely should have been sleeping.

[Tobias_Marco]

<I ban you for keeping me out of bed on a church night.>

[gh astly]

That is nobody's fault but yours, my friend.

[SamilinCorrathGahar]

<You are banned for making your own versions of the Animorphs TV show.>