Two truths and a lie

[YeerkSalad]

I saw the premiere last year and started watching Monk a few months ago. I've been waiting for someone to finish season 8 so that I can; I have it on hold at a library.
#2 was the lie. I haven't seen it. I have, however, read about it. Have you seen FOD?
Are you planning to make a living with "Noisy Duck," or do you have other plans?

I can believe #1. For some reason, I thought you were in an apartment, but I also thought you were in college. What do I know? 1's true.
As for #2: Once again, this goes back to your profession. Server's Assistants/Busboys usually get a portion of the server's tips. If you worked for a long time, $40 doesn't seem too crazy. There are other ways you could've gotten forty bucks. I'm just workin' with what I know.
Anyway, 2 could make sense.
The emoticon makes #3 much more realistic. You know what? I'm going to say that
#2 is the lie!

1. I bike a lot.
2. I have 2 more weeks of school.
3. The weather where I live is annoyingly un-summer-like.

[gh astly]

Never heard of Faces of Death, actually. 1 was my lie; I've been trying to save up money for drums, but my spending habits aren't the best. And as for Noisy Duck, I seriously doubt we'd be able to actually make good money off it, since there's not much public interest in our sort of music right now. I'm gonna guess 3 is your lie. I'm pretty sure 2 is true, since most schools around the US should be letting out soon. I have no clue about 1 though.

1: I'm going to a concert tomorrow, despite the fact that I have a really nasty cold.
2: I have never played the Pokemon Trading Card Game.
3: I own a plain chrome-colored Zippo lighter.

[YeerkSalad]

Nope! I live in a place where one day, it's sunny and 80°F, and the next day it's rainy and 50. In the summer, it's more likely to burn the crap out of everyone - it's more predictable. Right now, however, the weather's waaaaay colder than it should be.
The lie was #2. I have less than a week! (I won't specify too much. Like the Animorphs, I'm trying to not be specific about personal details. Of course, all the broad ones I've given might narrow down a stalker's options a lot.
Anyway...
You're seeing a doctor tomorrow. You have a nasty cold. I'll betcha that #1 is true.
You like Pokemon. You might only play the video games, though.
3 is a bit specific. I think that #3 is the lie.

1. I recently learned a (rather cumbersome and long) way to do the Rubik's cube.
2. I'm PUMPED for Jurassic World.
3. My bike is new.

[gh astly]

Nice guess! I do have a Zippo, but it's a black one with the Fender logo on it.
Gonna guess 3? The others are a little too specific.

1: I have smoked marijuana before.
2: My guitar is slightly tilted on its stand and it is really bugging me.
3: I was born in the same state as the drummer of the band that I'm seeing tomorrow.

[YeerkSalad]

My bike is old. Good job!

I know you smoke, but I don't know 'bout marijuana.
#2 seems realistic.
3 seems unlikely.
I'm guessing #2!

1. If multiverse theory is true, John Lennon really is The Walrus.
2. My name is Paul.
3. I loathe setting off fireworks.

[gh astly]

Nah, it's 1. I was actually offered weed today, but I declined.
Gonna guess 2? I know you have a bit of an aversion to revealing your info on here.

1: Holy crap my ears are still ringing.
2: I own a bike.
3: I'm turning 19 in 16 minutes

[YeerkSalad]

Why the heck did I guess #2 for yours? Did someone hide drugs in mah water?
BA-DUM... CRASH!
You're right! #2 is the lie!

I think that #3 is true, though who knows? Maybe it was in 20 minutes? Regardless, it isn't the lie.
#1 makes sense.
The second one is the lie!

1. I have no brothers.
2. The sentence below is false.
3. I think my cat just drank some vodka.

[Aximili51]

#3 at the time was a lie.
#3?

#1. I'm an only child.
#2. I'm planning on taking 0-4 AP classes next year.
#3. I had a mostly busy weekend this weekend.

[YeerkSalad]

Right! Dead cats don't drink vodka.
Beer, however...

#2?

1. I enjoy buying office supplies.
2. I tried to laminate a bug once.
3. I fell fifteen feet into water and survived.

[YeerkSalad]

Let's see, me. I don't have a laminator so #2 can't be true!
#2!
I was right!

1. I have a soul.
2. I'm learning HTML.
3. I'm really good at diving.