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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Blu » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:58 am

you recieve nothing...

so far ive got:
sugar-coated mud
extra fizzy cola
an angry Arn, a mad Andalite called Clionaric-Errysquay-Tazzanveut, and a mad rat called Ratbert
A drunk Hork-Bajir who wants to dance
Clionaric-Errysquay-Tazzanveut again, and I, Robot by Isaac Asimov.
Forlay-Esgarrouth-Maheen who's on a run from the cops and demands I keep her in my house
A case of whiskey
George Washington
Noorlin-Sirinial-Cooraf who wants to know where his wife Forlay is
A snarling Kzin

i insert a coin...

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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Dr Sario » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:02 pm

You get a guy who kisses you, loots you, hits you and kills you.

I have:
something completely irrelevant and confusing
the Cities of Gold Casino $500,000 St. Patty's Day Jackpot ★
someone who played poker with me ☠
an awkward silence
a chunk or radioactive nuclear waste ☠
my very own polywell fusion reactor ★
an owl named Bernard
Jara Hamee
nothing ☠☠
☠=bad
★=good

I insert my 5c coin.
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Blu » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:05 pm

you get piece of paper saying PTO on each side

so far ive got:
sugar-coated mud
extra fizzy cola
an angry Arn, a mad Andalite called Clionaric-Errysquay-Tazzanveut, and a mad rat called Ratbert
A drunk Hork-Bajir who wants to dance
Clionaric-Errysquay-Tazzanveut again, and I, Robot by Isaac Asimov.
Forlay-Esgarrouth-Maheen who's on a run from the cops and demands I keep her in my house
A case of whiskey
George Washington
Noorlin-Sirinial-Cooraf who wants to know where his wife Forlay is
A snarling Kzin
A guy who kisses me, robs me, hits me, and kills me


i insert a coin...

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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Dr Sario » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:07 pm

You get a google-pound bill that's been scribbled on so much it's more like soggy ink.

I have:
something completely irrelevant and confusing
the Cities of Gold Casino $500,000 St. Patty's Day Jackpot ★
someone who played poker with me ☠
an awkward silence
a chunk or radioactive nuclear waste ☠
my very own polywell fusion reactor ★
an owl named Bernard
Jara Hamee
nothing ☠☠
a piece of paper with PTO on both sides
☠=bad
★=good

I insert the coin...
"He who fights monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster."
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Blu » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:08 pm

you get Ket wanting to know where Jara is

so far ive got:
sugar-coated mud
extra fizzy cola
an angry Arn, a mad Andalite called Clionaric-Errysquay-Tazzanveut, and a mad rat called Ratbert
A drunk Hork-Bajir who wants to dance
Clionaric-Errysquay-Tazzanveut again, and I, Robot by Isaac Asimov.
Forlay-Esgarrouth-Maheen who's on a run from the cops and demands I keep her in my house
A case of whiskey
George Washington
Noorlin-Sirinial-Cooraf who wants to know where his wife Forlay is
A snarling Kzin
A guy who kisses me, robs me, hits me, and kills me
a google-pound bill that's been scribbled on so much it's more like soggy ink.

i insert a coin...

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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Dr Sario » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:14 pm

You get a sadistic cat called Catbert.

I have:
something completely irrelevant and confusing
the Cities of Gold Casino $500,000 St. Patty's Day Jackpot ★
someone who played poker with me ☠
an awkward silence
a chunk or radioactive nuclear waste ☠
my very own polywell fusion reactor ★
an owl named Bernard
Jara Hamee
nothing ☠☠
a piece of paper with PTO on both sides
Ket Halpak who wants to know where her hubby is
☠=bad
★=good

I insert my coin.
"He who fights monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster."
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Blu » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:18 pm

you get Mr. T

so far ive got:
sugar-coated mud
extra fizzy cola
an angry Arn, a mad Andalite called Clionaric-Errysquay-Tazzanveut, and a mad rat called Ratbert
A drunk Hork-Bajir who wants to dance
Clionaric-Errysquay-Tazzanveut again, and I, Robot by Isaac Asimov.
Forlay-Esgarrouth-Maheen who's on a run from the cops and demands I keep her in my house
A case of whiskey
George Washington
Noorlin-Sirinial-Cooraf who wants to know where his wife Forlay is
A snarling Kzin
A guy who kisses me, robs me, hits me, and kills me
a google-pound bill that's been scribbled on so much it's more like soggy ink.
a sadistic cat called Catbert


i insert a coin...

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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Dr Sario » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:20 pm

You get an exoplanet.

I have:
something completely irrelevant and confusing
the Cities of Gold Casino $500,000 St. Patty's Day Jackpot ★
someone who played poker with me ☠
an awkward silence
a chunk or radioactive nuclear waste ☠
my very own polywell fusion reactor ★
an owl named Bernard
Jara Hamee
nothing ☠☠
a piece of paper with PTO on both sides
Ket Halpak who wants to know where her hubby is
Mr. T
☠=bad
★=good

I insert my coin.
"He who fights monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster."
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Blu » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:24 pm

you get a sharp decline in dignity

so far ive got:
sugar-coated mud
extra fizzy cola
an angry Arn, a mad Andalite called Clionaric-Errysquay-Tazzanveut, and a mad rat called Ratbert
A drunk Hork-Bajir who wants to dance
Clionaric-Errysquay-Tazzanveut again, and I, Robot by Isaac Asimov.
Forlay-Esgarrouth-Maheen who's on a run from the cops and demands I keep her in my house
A case of whiskey
George Washington
Noorlin-Sirinial-Cooraf who wants to know where his wife Forlay is
A snarling Kzin
A guy who kisses me, robs me, hits me, and kills me
a google-pound bill that's been scribbled on so much it's more like soggy ink.
a sadistic cat called Catbert
an exoplanet


i insert a coin...

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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Dr Sario » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:27 pm

You get an extra -10000 posts.

I have:
something completely irrelevant and confusing
the Cities of Gold Casino $500,000 St. Patty's Day Jackpot ★
someone who played poker with me ☠
an awkward silence
a chunk or radioactive nuclear waste ☠
my very own polywell fusion reactor ★
an owl named Bernard
Jara Hamee
nothing ☠☠
a piece of paper with PTO on both sides
Ket Halpak who wants to know where her hubby is
Mr. T
a sharp decline in dignity ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
☠=bad
★=good

I insert my coin.
"He who fights monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster."
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