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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Ramona » Thu Mar 29, 2018 4:29 pm

You get a Freshwater (Keelback) snake. I just woke up, you can't expect an in-depth answer.

I put in a calligraphy pen kit.
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Tobias_Marco » Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:46 pm

<You get a stack of parchment as tall as you are. Each piece is a golden rectangle that is 1 meter long.>
<I put in a spider.>
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Ramona » Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:02 pm

You get ALL the flies and ALL the mosquitoes.

I put in this skirt: https://kittendamour.com/products/spell ... ulle-skirt

Not the outfit, just the skirt.
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Tobias_Marco » Fri Mar 30, 2018 9:29 am

<You get one of every piece of Animorphs, and Transformers merchandise ever made.>
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Ramona » Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:13 pm

You get a herd of cattle, with two sassy cows who refuse to move away from your garden. On the bright side, you never have to mow your lawn because they eat the grass. On the downside, the two sassy cows eat your garden as well. And you can't kill them because they are protected cattle.If you don't have a garden, the two sassy cows poke their head into your house and sometimes you wake up to find them inside. Always at the most inconvenient times as well.


I put in the Kraken.
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Tobias_Marco » Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:19 am

<The Kraken eats all the cows.>
<You get a monster that eats all the food in the country and has a rubber like flesh than can't be torn or pierced. It can't be killed or eatten.>
<I put in a VHS tape.>
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Ramona » Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:59 am

You do realise eating is a form of killing right?

The monster gets sucked into the VHS tape and stuck in the VHS with no control over the tape.

I put in a chessboard with marbles instead of chess pieces.
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Tobias_Marco » Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:22 pm

<You get an army of self replicating nanobots that say "Checkmate!" every 3.1415 minutes.>
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Ramona » Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:39 pm

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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Tobias_Marco » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:23 pm

<You get a bag of dog food.>
<I put in every episode of Flash, Gargoyles, Justice League Unlimited, Power Rangers, Punky Brewster, Quantum Leap, Saved by the Bell, Sliders, Smallville, Star Gate, Star Trek, and Transformers.>
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