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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Snoopy » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:38 am

...and out pops a chunk of radioactive nuclear waste.



So far I have:
$0.50
A swift backhand to the face (Thanks Blu... :roll: )
A five year prison sentence.
My own personal vending machine!

I insert a dollar bill...
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Dr Sario » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:40 am

The VENDING machine gives you your own personal computer, the Space Shuttle Loser and your very own personal Buzz Aldrin cardboard cutout & an astronaut called Hugh Jassole.

I have:
something completely irrelevant and confusing
the Cities of Gold Casino $500,000 St. Patty's Day Jackpot
someone who played poker with me
an awkward silence
a chunk or radioactive nuclear waste

I insert a 2€ coin. Gimme more!
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Blu » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:42 am

you recieve George Bush

so far ive got:
sugar-coated mud
extra fizzy cola
an angry Arn, a mad Andalite called Clionaric-Errysquay-Tazzanveut, and a mad rat called Ratbert
A drunk Hork-Bajir who wants to dance
Clionaric-Errysquay-Tazzanveut again, and I, Robot by Isaac Asimov.
Forlay-Esgarrouth-Maheen who's on a run from the cops and demands I keep her in my house
A case of whiskey

i insert a coin...

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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Dr Sario » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:43 am

You receive George Washington.

I have:
something completely irrelevant and confusing
the Cities of Gold Casino $500,000 St. Patty's Day Jackpot
someone who played poker with me
an awkward silence
a chunk or radioactive nuclear waste
George Bush

I insert a coin...
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Snoopy » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:44 am

Out comes your very own polywell fusion reactor!

I have:
$0.50
A swift backhand to the face
A five year prison sentence
My own personal vending machine!
Mr own personal computer
A space shuttle
My very own personal life-sized cardboard cuttout of Buzz Aldrin (the first man to urinate on the moon)
An astronaut

I insert a dollar bill...
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Dr Sario » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:47 am

You receive Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and some other Liberals you DON'T want in your cell.

I have:
something completely irrelevant and confusing
the Cities of Gold Casino $500,000 St. Patty's Day Jackpot ★
someone who played poker with me ☠
an awkward silence
a chunk or radioactive nuclear waste ☠
my very own polywell fusion reactor ★
☠=bad
★=good

I insert the coin...
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Blu » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:48 am

you recieve an owl named, appropriately, Bernard

so far ive got:
sugar-coated mud
extra fizzy cola
an angry Arn, a mad Andalite called Clionaric-Errysquay-Tazzanveut, and a mad rat called Ratbert
A drunk Hork-Bajir who wants to dance
Clionaric-Errysquay-Tazzanveut again, and I, Robot by Isaac Asimov.
Forlay-Esgarrouth-Maheen who's on a run from the cops and demands I keep her in my house
A case of whiskey
George Washington

i insert a coin...

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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Dr Sario » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:50 am

Out pops Noorlin-Sirinial-Cooraf who wants to know where his wife Forlay is.

I have:
something completely irrelevant and confusing
the Cities of Gold Casino $500,000 St. Patty's Day Jackpot ★
someone who played poker with me ☠
an awkward silence
a chunk or radioactive nuclear waste ☠
my very own polywell fusion reactor ★
an owl named Bernard
☠=bad
★=good

My coin is in...
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Blu » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:54 am

you recieve Jara Hamee, asking where the nearest Chinese takeaway is

so far ive got:
sugar-coated mud
extra fizzy cola
an angry Arn, a mad Andalite called Clionaric-Errysquay-Tazzanveut, and a mad rat called Ratbert
A drunk Hork-Bajir who wants to dance
Clionaric-Errysquay-Tazzanveut again, and I, Robot by Isaac Asimov.
Forlay-Esgarrouth-Maheen who's on a run from the cops and demands I keep her in my house
A case of whiskey
George Washington
Noorlin-Sirinial-Cooraf who wants to know where his wife Forlay is


i insert a coin...

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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Dr Sario » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:56 am

You receive a snarling Kzin.

I have:
something completely irrelevant and confusing
the Cities of Gold Casino $500,000 St. Patty's Day Jackpot ★
someone who played poker with me ☠
an awkward silence
a chunk or radioactive nuclear waste ☠
my very own polywell fusion reactor ★
an owl named Bernard
Jara Hamee
☠=bad
★=good

I insert my 500€ note...
"He who fights monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster."
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