Where has Luna gone?

[gh astly]

Oh, the horror!

[Tobias_Marco]

<...if you think THAT's bad, Adam Sandler will be playing Jake's dad, and Eddie Murphy will be playing Cassie and BOTH of her parents, and every other black character, Ashton Kutcher plays Visser 3.>

[gh astly]

NO. JUST NO. The TV show is better than that idea.

[Jake_Berenson]

<The live action movie will have:
Produced by:
Steven Spielberg
Kathleen Kennedy

Director:
James Cameron

Music by:
Danny Elfman

Alien voices:
Tara Strong

Animorphs:
Various actors ages 10 to 14.>

How about now? Is it any good now?

[Tobias_Marco]

<Just to review: the Animorphs movie has been green lit, however this is a mixed bag for Animorph fans because this the live action/CGI movie will be
Produced by:
Steven Spielberg
Kathleen Kennedy

Directed by:
James Cameron

Music by:
Danny Elfman

Alien voices:
Tara Strong

Lindsay Lohan will be playing Rachel's mom
Adam Sandler will be playing Jake's dad
Eddie Murphy will be playing Cassie and BOTH of her parents, and every other black character
Ashton Kutcher plays Visser 3.>
<There are also rumors that David Tennant will be playing War-Prince Elfangor, Jake's mom will be played by Anna Paquin, Marco's dad will be played by Brad Pitt, and his mom will be played by Nina Dobrev and Rachel will be played by Debby Ryan, her sister Jordon may or may not be played by Bonnie Wright.>
<Megan Fox has been approached for the role of Mrs. Chapman, with Sean Connery playing the role of Mr. Chapman however so has Johnny Depp, several people have been approached to play Jack's brother Tom including but not limited to Campbell Scott, Eugene Simon, Joel Courtney, Zach Mills, and Riley Griffiths.>
<Emma Watson may or may not be playing the role of Tom's girlfriend who he follows into a meeting of the Sharing.>
<Rumors that Isabel Lucas will be playing a role as an as yet un-named teacher, and Elle Fanning may even appear in one scene as Tobias' mother.>
<There are even rumors that K. A. Applegate and Michel Grant will make a cameo appearance somewhere in the film.>

[gh astly]

Uhhhhhhhh maybe?

[Tobias_Marco]

<Well perhaps we could make a few changes to that list.>

<There are also rumors that David Tennant will be playing War-Prince Elfangor, Jake's mom will be played by Anna Paquin, Marco's dad will be played by Brad Pitt, and his mom will be played by Nina Dobrev and Rachel will be played by Debby Ryan, her sister Jordon may or may not be played by Bonnie Wright.>
<Megan Fox has been approached for the role of Mrs. Chapman, with Sean Connery playing the role of Mr. Chapman however so has Johnny Depp, several people have been approached to play Jack's brother Tom including but not limited to Campbell Scott, Eugene Simon, Joel Courtney, Zach Mills, and Riley Griffiths.>
<Emma Watson may or may not be playing the role of Tom's girlfriend who he follows into a meeting of the Sharing.>
<Rumors that Isabel Lucas will be playing a role as an as yet un-named teacher, and Elle Fanning may even appear in one scene as Tobias' mother.>

<Let's see those names again and their ages in 2014.>
Jake:
Jake's dad: Adam Sandler (September 9, 1966 age now: 48)
Jake's mom: Anna Paquin (July 24, 1982 age now: 31)
Jake's brother Tom: Campbell Scott, Eugene Simon, Joel Courtney, Zach Mills, and Riley Griffiths
Tom's girlfriend: Emma Watson (April 15, 1990 age now: 24)
Marco:
Marco's dad: Brad Pitt (December 18, 1963 age now: 51)
Marco's mom: Nina Dobrev (January 9, 1989 age now: 25)
Rachel: Debby Ryan (May 13, 1993 age now: 21)
Rachel's dad:
Rachel's mom: Lindsay Lohan (July 2, 1986 age now: 28)
Rachel's sister Jordon: Bonnie Wright (February 17, 1991 age now: 23)
Rachel's sister Sara:
Cassie, her mom and dad: Eddie Murphy (April 3, 1961 age now: 53)
Tobias:
Tobias' dad: David Tennant (April 18, 1971 age now: 43)
Tobias' mom: Elle Fanning (April 9, 1998 age now: 16) <Maybe SHE should be playing Rachel, or Jordon?>
Visser 3: Ashton Kutcher (February 7, 1978 age now: 36)
Mr. Chapman: Sean Connery (August 25, 1930 age now: 84) or Johnny Depp (June 9, 1963 age now: 51)
Mrs. Chapman: Megan Fox (May 16, 1986 age now: 28)
Melissa Chapman:

<We may want to rearrange these names a little...>
<With that in mind, if you had to work with these actors, who would you cast in each part? Who would do a better job?>

[Visser_5.1]

Jake:
Jake's dad: Adam Sandler (September 9, 1966 age now: 48)
Jake's mom: Anna Paquin (July 24, 1982 age now: 31)
Jake's brother Tom: Campbell Scott, Eugene Simon, Joel Courtney, Zach Mills, and Riley Griffiths
Tom's girlfriend: Emma Watson (April 15, 1990 age now: 24)
Marco:
Marco's dad: Brad Pitt (December 18, 1963 age now: 51)
Marco's mom: Megan Fox (May 16, 1986 age now: 28)
Rachel: Debby Ryan (May 13, 1993 age now: 21)
Rachel's dad: Christian Bale (January 30, 1974 age now: 40)
Rachel's mom: Julia Stiles (March 28, 1981 age now 30)
Rachel's sister Jordon: Elle Fanning (April 9, 1998 age now: 16)
Rachel's sister Sara:
Cassie, her mom and dad: Eddie Murphy (April 3, 1961 age now: 53)
Tobias:
Tobias' dad: David Tennant (April 18, 1971 age now: 43)
Tobias' mom: Bonnie Wright (February 17, 1991 age now: 23)
Visser 3: Ashton Kutcher (February 7, 1978 age now: 36)
Mr. Chapman: Sean Connery (August 25, 1930 age now: 84) or Johnny Depp (June 9, 1963 age now: 51)
Mrs. Chapman: Lindsay Lohan (July 2, 1986 age now: 28)
Melissa Chapman: Nina Dobrev (January 9, 1989 age now: 25)

[SamilinCorrathGahar]

<Cassie should be played by Taylor Dior (December 10, 2006).>

[Visser_5.1]

Yeah, that sounds about right for her.