AFF's vending machine

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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Ramona » Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:03 pm

You get a pasta salad drenched in olive oil. Drenched so much in olive oil that all you taste is olive oil.

I put in a grater.
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Tobias_Marco » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:27 pm

<You get a taco.>
<I put in all the science fiction ever.>
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Ramona » Sat Mar 10, 2018 1:32 am

You get all the romance ever. Especially the ones with cringey sex scenes which make you wonder why they just didn't o ahead and slap "erotica" onto the genre because it might as well been one.

I put in Reddit. All of it.
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Tobias_Marco » Sat Mar 10, 2018 1:18 pm

<You get a magic lamp, the genie inside looks, sounds, talks and acts exactly like what you THINK you want in a soul mate and gives you one wish per day, giving you exactly what you THINK that you want, yet not what you really need.>
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Ramona » Sun Mar 11, 2018 1:37 am

You get a live pegasus.

I put in a penguin.
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Tobias_Marco » Fri Mar 16, 2018 9:25 pm

<You get Two-Face, Joker, Riddler, Poison Ivy, and Cat Woman, all trying to take over the city at once.>
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Ramona » Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:48 pm

You get a lobster.

I put in a vending machine.
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Tobias_Marco » Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:26 pm

<You get...a coin amd a can of 7Up.>
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Ramona » Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:52 am

You get multiple exploding heads. And a squeegee to clean up the mess.

I put in windex.
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Re: AFF's vending machine

Post by Tobias_Marco » Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:20 am

<You get Windows 95.>
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