"long story short girl meets shark girl looses arm girl keeps of using the board."
"Long story short: girl meets shark, girl looses arm, girl keeps using the board."
<Some people need to learn how to use a few more keys on their keyboard.>
<They are there to be used.>
<Also it is a very moving and touching story.>
<Yes, it is I, Captain Samilin-Corrath-Gahar of the Andalite ship Ascalin, and ruler of everything .>